Fake Friend Day

June 18th is the national day to celebrate your fake friends. I know everyone has at least one they can post . Don’t be shy post it. This is also the day you can cut them off without feeling bad ✂️. then you can enjoy the rest of your day fake friend free and pretend you never met them 😘.

I swea this girl been acting so fake lately. I might just have to cut her off on fake friend day .

by Booty eater 9000 June 17, 2022

Friend

Someone you cares about you
Something you will never have

Enemy: so I see you still don't have any Friends, no one cares about you
You: well yeah I guess a friend is something I will never have

by Mwahahaahahaaha April 5, 2021

My Friends

Something i dont have

“Sits in Room alone” oh wait My Friends are non-existent

by Cocoa Mustache April 7, 2022

Twin Friend

A Twin Friend is someone who is more than just a best friend, they are just like a twin. They know everything about you, you are practically the same person, with one look you know exactly what the other one is thinking. You could go months without seeing each other, and when you do it’s like no time has passed at all. Nothing could break the bond you have with this person. You are more than friends, your family.

We are more than friends, we are twin friends.

by Caroline Forbes-Mikaelson August 30, 2025

Fake friend

Sofia

"Sofia is a fake friend".

by Einstein8520 May 16, 2021

friend ex

An ex who is now your friend again

"You two are talking again... Are you two during again?"
"No jane dumped me ages ago, we are just friends now."
" so you are friendex's?"
"Friend ex?"
"Yeah"
" ex boyfriend or girlfriend who is now your friend"
" I guess so then"

by Amsyleigh July 10, 2014

Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020