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Montgomery High School 

A high school in Santa Rosa, Sonoma County (CA). It's is well-known for it's prestigious IB (International Baccalaureate) Program and is located conveniently near Montgomery Village, a shopping center. The student populous is near about 1,800 students and it's known for it's excellent education and stupendous sports. The students are, however, are a combination between Marillo Carillo bitches and Santa Rosa Artquest nerds. Go figure!
A few Montgomery High School stereotypes:

Monty want-to-be-Indie person: I hate this school, there's so many preps. I'm going to go get high now.

Monty I-wish-I-were-at-Carillo: Omg there's like totally hella cute football players lol. I'm going to go get drunk and have sex, ttyl!

Monty I-wish-were-in-Artquest: Anime pwns! Time to dye my hair and stand out!

Monty IB kid: I must get home to finish my Calculus BC homework for next week and my IB Anthro project for next month before my second badminton practice, snort!
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National High School Mountain Bike Day 

June 27th, 2010
It's been the dream of all high school mountain bike racers, their coaches, parents, and close friends since the start of the first high school mountain bike league in 2000. Now, on June 27th, 2010, NICA (National Interscholastic Cycling Association) transformed from "idea" to legal fact with the filing of numerous forms. NICA is now a central governing organization in high school mountain bike racing in the United States. High School mountain bike racing is now considered an official, national sport.

June 27th, 2010 is the day that high school mountain biking is going to be celebrated by all whose it concerns.
Person 1: National High School Mountain Bike Day?? Mountain biking isn't a real sport!

Person 2: Check it, bro: (brings up CyclingNews.com article about high school mountain bike racing becoming an official sport) and don't hate

Person 1: ...Well, it's still lame.

Edison High School 

A school located in the small town of Milan, OH. Nothing major to say except for that the band is one of the few in the area which still upholds the tradition of having four shows (at least) in one season. Also, we are very poor. Seriously, our walls are cardboard people. How much worse can it be? Very. It could be much, much worse.
Here at Edison High School, our cardboard walls bleed Orange and Blue!

germantown high school

An eclectic collection of all that is both classy and ratchet. School spirit is mad intense but there will often be fights in "A" lobby. It is not unusual to see weave on the floor.
Ratchet
Girl: "Gurrrrl did you see that fight outside M building today?"

Friend: "Mhmmm you know that bitch was cheating with her man."

Classy
"I dressed up for well-dressed Wednesday!"
"Yay Germantown High School spirit!"
"Hashtag selfie!"

bethany high school 

A school full of a lot of white people that think they're all the shit. Most of the people at Bethany High school are conceited,snobby, and selfish. They're always showing off and don't give one damn about each other. Go bronchodes

Winchester High School

Winchester High School is located in Illinois. The school is full of hicks and low quality girls. Blonde sluts lurk the halls seeking relationships to ruin. Winchester academics are very poor, probably because of their drug of choice; Meth.
Sally- Chad, Grace's boyfriend, was seen with Kimberly last night. She's goes to Winchester high school .
Megan- Grace knows. He hooked up with Kimberly, but Grace won't dump him. Kimberly is a classy home wrecker.

Cartersville High School 

A high school located in Cartersville, Georgia. They win a lot at football, and make sure everyone else knows it. They MUST make sure everyone around knows of them and how great they are.
Hey did you hear? Cartersville High School won another Football state championship, we are really proud we worked more than any one else and we TOTALLY not winning because all the good players transfer here, its CLEARLY because we are just that much better.