Soft Cock

A male who is less than manly in that he cant get, or keep a hard-on. With this being so, he is unable to perform his manly duties.

That guy, hes such a fucking soft cock.

by sgpekanovich May 17, 2006

cock eyed

A general inability to perform physical actions due to a temporary handicap; though all body parts may be included.

Why didn't you hit the volleyball over the net, are your arms cock eyed?

by Jason "godzilla dong" M December 22, 2008

Half-Cocked

Half cocked = a flacid boner

"I thought it would be a good idea to show off my package... too bad I pulled out a flacid-boner"

by T.A.D. April 6, 2005

cock whore

Illegal poultry on street corners.

That darned cock whore should get back to KFC!

by julio January 18, 2003

cock-eyed

to describe somone who has focused on too much cock and is slightly cross- eyed, or has one eye looking to the center.

That bitch was cock-eyed!

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

strep cock

Any colony of drug resistant staphylococcus bacterium, such as USA300 (staphylococcus aureus), infecting the male genitalia.

A trip to the doctor confirmed that no amount of Methicillin was going to cure the case of strep cock he got from that hooker last week.

by BigDaddyFatSlacks January 18, 2008

Nice Cock

A term used to describe another mans genetals while also being funny. Only used for 6 inches or more. no small shlongs allowed.

As joe Swanson says in his cock raitings: WOAH NICE COCK!

by sad lil mushroom boi July 21, 2020