John Marquina

A person to laugh at any time with his noises and singing and his highly charming face

Oh Wow! You are such a John Marquina

by Urban Dictionary May 1, 2018

John

Good person

Defined john is a calm and Campos and trust everyone easily

by anonymous November 24, 2021

John

Dumb bitch
(@senor_pollo__ on insta, for more dumb bitch energy)

"Bro stop, you're acting like a john."

by Bwoccoli February 11, 2020

John Stamos

A guy who's mother told him that Santa Claus brought him into this world for everyone.

That guy John Stamos still not only believes in Santa Claus, but he thinks that it's true that Santa Claus brought him as something for everybody, the most popular thing under the tree.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

John

It is used as the first name and uses a media's name for the last name

ex. John Ultrakill, John Silent Hill

by John Ultrakill October 24, 2025

John Wick

the new phrase to replace jesus christ

some people, John Wick, do they ever shut up

by -Dat Mental Gamer- May 17, 2025

John

John is a short person, and quite chubby. He is also one of those fuck-boys with a raspy-ass voice and thinks he's all that! He's arrogant and laughs at the worst jokes. His hair is probably taller than he is and his hairstyle is very old. If you see a John, run, run like the wind..

Jayson: WHO is that kid?
Garrett: Oh- that's John.
Jayson: Yo- his hair is out of date, smh

by A Kylie December 2, 2019