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The meaning of life

The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.
“Hey Jake, want to hear the meaning of life?”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”

Jake: “what”
by Fuzت November 17, 2023
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Life Booker

Someone who constantly acts in real life as they would on facebook. (Ex. Someone who shows you pictures all of the time, passes notes, announces what they are doing later to everyone they see.)
Dude Chris is a major life booker, he showed me like five memes yesterday that I didn't even want to see.
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick January 28, 2013
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life

life is the cure for death so if ur dead respawn
by rrrrichie May 9, 2020
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no life

hehe hyperion and farming go brrrrrrr no life gggggg
by salad457 February 12, 2021
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Get a life

When a person has nothing to wake up in the morning for, no real life friends, nothing exciting going on and no hope.
Ben is going to be spending his day and night gaming and chatting online again, he does this every single day without fail, he needs to get a life.
by Pablo890 October 26, 2022
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life

Man, life is difficult and confusing. It has many meanings, many meany meanings.
Reg's illness progressed frighteningly life
A shuffling dance to the beat of a life
He was a life people-pleaser
the dog life across the road
by owie;owie; March 1, 2021
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Sloger life

S.L.O.G.E.R stands for shoppers, lovers, otakus, gamers, entrepreneurs, and randoms. It means that you don't care what people think or say about your life style your going to still be you.

Being classified as all a few or one of these letters can make you a part of the sloger community/life stlye.
All she does is game and shop, I think she's a part of the sloger life!
by missbobsdc June 18, 2014
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