Jiggery pokerying

Another word for a joke

I was just jiggery pokerying man

by niaaahjs December 17, 2023

Tiktok poser

Someone who is always on TikTok, and whenever they hear a trending song, they call it a “TikTok song," as well as randomly singing the trending part out loud, claiming they love the song, let alone believing any rumors they come across.

“No way i love that band”
“Oh yeah, whats your favorite song?”
“idk what its called, its from tiktok”
“Tiktok poser”

by xpmako February 6, 2024

turtle poker

A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair

Mom help I got a turtle poker

by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 8, 2023

Prominence Poker

That stupid Texas Hold’em game that doesn’t really play like poker. It’s one that represents dodo’s because they both are stupid looking. Tends to always runner runner some dumb shiiiiii as well that works out the majority.

Prominence poker is for those wee wee types like tipsy and shakerpenny.

by Mancho1 March 3, 2024

Pepperoni Plower Trap

Unique chess middle game technique which requires advanced positional mobility and illustrious Garlic knot tactical knowledge. This move is also know as the Garlic Knot Kiddie Counter Gambit: Scrabungus Variation.

"I slammed Cagnus Marlson using the Pepperoni Plower Trap Yesterday."

"Revy Lozmen destroyed me in chess yesterday using the Garlic Knot Kiddie Counter Gambit: Scrabungus Variation."

by Lylian 69420 March 14, 2024

Guitar Poser

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.

Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face

by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024

Bogus poser

A phrase usually used to describe someone that acts foolishly or commits unwise actions.

After acting foolishly in his class, Carl was labeled a bogus poser by his classmates.

by Lrocthestoner April 9, 2024