kurl one out

To Kurl one out is to cyber shit out pointless emails, usually with ulterior motives. To diarrhoea buddy requests in a desperate attempt to appear popular.

Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.

by Spamola August 8, 2008

throwing one's lunch

Getting so angry you throw your lunch at someone. Occurs when flipping the fuck out or flip shit for no reason at all.

What happen Chris was throwing one's lunch after i asked where his folder was.

by J&JJJJ October 30, 2008

Extended One

An "extended one" occurs when two men touch the tips od their erections together and a woman simultaneously jerks both men off at once. (This can also be done homosexually.)

Bro, that chick over there said she'll only hook up with me tonight if we do the extended one. Get over here!

by beast696969 August 3, 2010

Sweatin' one out

A low end description of having a difficult bowel movement in uncomfortable surroundings possibly during a hangover.

Text: "where r u?"
Text: "I'm sweatin' one out in the room with no windows, no more 3am taco bell!"

by Billytense August 29, 2010

Online One Upper

An annoying person who will one up anything that is posted on an online forum, message board or social network site. If you post an update about something they will try to top it with a personal story of their own. Also applies to posts about videos, links, etc., as they will tell you how your media is old, a repost, or how ________ is better than what you posted.

On Facebook:

Mike: Check out this funny ass video of a rabbit humping a football!

Brian: Old! Repost! Fail!

Mike: Man, Brian is a real Online One Upper, what a douche!

by horse-dong November 18, 2010

Good One Ed

Said when someone uses the exact same insult, just laid upon themselves. Usually the reply is so quick, you don't notice it's the same one being used against you. This is the end-all of the bickering, an automatic win to the argument. This is meant to be used REGARDLESS if the other person's name is Ed, or anything even similar.

Melissa: "That sweater makes you look like a fatty"
Jen: "Shut up, you're a fatty"
Melissa: "Good one Ed."
Jen: "FUCK!"

Bob: "I can't believe you watched Twilight, you know that makes you a homo, right?"
Jim: "You're a homo, my girl made me watch it"
Bob: "Good one, Ed..."

by SatanIsMyCopilot March 16, 2012

Table One

When you get old. At parties you are seated at table one.

I feel so old, Im sitting at table one!

by Jreality7 March 17, 2012