Ass monkey

Black person. Annoying black people.

Fuckin ass monkey.
Oh, look there's an ass monkey robbing that banana store!

Ass monkey by penisblackbaby May 8, 2008

ass monkey

someone who is always willing to take it in the ass for the team...

Josh is a real ass monkey

ass monkey by josh November 19, 2003

carpet monkey

a monkey that sits on the carpet.

oh look, the carpet monkey is back

carpet monkey by Ric Dray October 23, 2006

monkey banana 

These 2 words can be used at anytime, and infact do not have a proper definition the point is to confuse.

If you radomly say these words midsentance or even in a silence the other person/people will either believe you are insane or question whether you actually did say it at all (making them think they might be insane).

monkey banana by Roswell February 3, 2004

monkey 

it can go anywhere, including here and here......and here

www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/anywhere.htm has the best example, the others on that site are also good

monkey by david fleischmann January 19, 2004

monkey status 

Dead. a state of lifelessness

yo son, i ran into gomez the other day. he was all trying to step, so i shot his ass and left the mother fucker monkey status in the street

monkey status by G-thong September 6, 2004

monkey 

He could go anywhere, including there, and there, and there, the only place he can't go is on the toilet.

also see Weebl and Bob

I am the monkey. I could go anywhere. Including here, and here, and here.

monkey by DaChazman March 3, 2005