John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with

John: "Hey Man"

by Owluminati December 1, 2021

John

A guy usually tall and skinny who has no dad and has a mom who was sent to jail due to drugs

John is fatherless

by I said hi February 15, 2020

spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"

Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.

by Matt P June 19, 2003

john serrano

A man who has a short temper and has an extremely small genetalia.

Omg his penis is so small it must be a john serrano.

by Yair Serrano September 19, 2017

John Cena

Some very muscular guy that works as a entertainer by wrestling.Recently undergoes neck surgery. Has a girlfriend named Nikki Bella.

Born to break every WWE record.
Also has catchy theme song.

John Cena is a person's name.

by VU1218 September 18, 2016

John Cena

A person everyone talks about but no one has ever seen “it”

Person: “This interview is about John Cena but I can only see a chair!”

by Meneer P September 30, 2021

jollibee john

a dickhead

don’t be like jollibee john

by beepobeep November 22, 2021