Universal Friend

A Universal Friend Is A Friend Who Can Do Literally Anything. A Therapist, A Designated Driver, A Mentor, Etc. This Person You Always Want Around Because They Bring Peace, And They Never Cease To Amaze You.

“I need a universal friend, you know somebody I can vent to while cleaning and doing homework.”

Universal Friend by Bruh Man April 12, 2021

facebook friend jerry 

the guy who wants a mug

Get a ____ mug for your Facebook friend Jerry.

facebook friend jerry by snowbloxian April 17, 2021

My friend johnpaul 

My dumbass freind who won't give me a ghast tear because he had to "work for it" even though he has like 40.

"Hey my friend johnpaul can I have a ghast tear?"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"

My friend johnpaul by Skeettheyeet April 27, 2021

Bestest friend 

the only person who will send you a video of them shouting Pikachu

yo manh, he is my bestest friend

Bestest friend by moxxibb May 28, 2021

my friend whendi

when your friend annoys you and you say, "have you heard of my friend whendi... whendid i ask.

"hey your fat noob"
"have you heard of my friend whendi"
"no"
"whendid i ask"

my friend whendi by big bhunda boy June 2, 2021

Psychic Friend Fredbear 

Psychic Friend Fredbear is a nickname for the fredbear plush seen in FNAF 4.

He’s your buddy and your pal!
(When your brother is a jerk and when your dad is off at work)

“He’s here, he’s there, he’s everywhere! Who you gonna call? Psychic Friend Fredbear!

Psychic Friend Fredbear by Help the Kitchen June 11, 2021

plush friend 

When you and a friend use your console controllers on each other for sexual pleasure.

Just a fly guy trying to drink beers and play some games with some plush friends

plush friend by Plush daddy June 30, 2021