Black Hole Syndrome

The empty feeling you have after something you really loved, ends. Like your life can't go on without it. A big void.

person 1: Why were you in bed all day?

person 2:I finished the with all the seasons of Teen Wolf! Now I have to wait 4 months for more.I don't know what to do with my life anymore. I think I have Black Hole Syndrome.

by Imogen August 1, 2014

moving at the speed of black

Performing a task without a sense of urgency.

Spent all day at the DMV because their representative, Shaniqua, was moving at the speed of black.

by joejack August 7, 2013

Black Bitch Wasted

This phrase isn't a real phrase. I heard a kid say it once though and he had no idea what he was talking about. He was trying to get all his friends on board and no one was into it.

Guys, I wanna get black bitch wasted tonight.

Stop trying to get us to do that non real thing tony. It's not real. You're not real.

by Skunkypants January 31, 2015

black in the 1700's

A slave (also nbit17)

I'm not doing the laundry I'm not black in the 1700's

by Jagra99 December 9, 2012

black plague 2.0

Caused when all or any part of the song "Friday" by Rebecca Black is stuck in one's head. Symptoms include tendency to complain and urge to sing the song. Can be spread by simply mentioning the song to someone. Can only be prevented by heavy listening to an individual's favorite artist.

I can't get the song Friday out of my head." "Crap, now it's stuck in my head, the black plague 2.0 is spreading

by DurkTurk April 27, 2011

Black Cat Bastard

An individual who claims to have done more, had better experiences, been to better places than you have. No matter what you have done he has done it too, only better.

You say "I've just been to Barbados on holiday for a week and stayed at the Almond beach"

Black Cat Bastard replies - "I've been to Barbados too for two weeks and stayed at Sandy Lane"

by CatonR July 8, 2009

mississippi black rattlesnake

a large african-american penis

Damn, she is looking for her mississippi black rattlesnake.

by dselouis29 September 19, 2009