July 2

Guys born on this day are the most motherfucking attractive boys on earth, they have so much big dick energy, but ONLY if they're half french. Men born on this day know how to treat women right, and how to cook. 99% sure they have a Nirvana obsession, loves Bruce Lee, Skates and has an unhealthy habit of meowing at every minor inconvinience.

"OMG that guy is so hot!!"
"He's probably a July 2nd guy!"

by imsuperhot69 November 24, 2021

Bro, wanna run some 2's?

Slang for aggressive, gay sex.

Gaymer #1: Bro, wanna run some 2's?
Gaymer #2: Hell yeah brother!

by bigbenfrom7/11 February 22, 2024

1/2

One half of your demise in text forme, often used by a homewrecker In disguise.

1/2 I’m not cheating(What she did that night)

2/2 I love you no one else( I use you beeeœtch)

by YoungMoody February 17, 2021

April 2

This is the REAL april fools day. Whoever said that April 1 was April fools day wasn't telling the truth, it was all a big april fools prank.

Person 1: Happy April fools day!!
Person 2: But its April 2????
Person 1: Here, look at this urban dictionary definition.
Person 2: Ohhh, Happy April fools day!

by nikki is very swaggers April 1, 2021

`/z=1.x-2,c0m4v9n5b876qlapkwsijeduhefygt

ABSOLUTE HIGHEST BIGGEST LEVEL OF BORDEOM! I DONT GET HOW YOU ARE THIS BORED! ITS WAY TO IMPOSSIBLE TO BE THIS BORED!

Brother: Vivian, Did You Do Your Homework?
*Brother Looks At Vivians Screen*
Vivians screen: `/z=1.x-2,c0m4v9n5b876qlapkwsijeduhefygt
Brother: You Are That Bored!? How About I Drop You Off At Kayla's House After You Finish Your Homework.

by Mooci000 May 4, 2022

2 minutes

When a woman says 2 minutes is too much

Pov:me trying to find a girl that thinks 2 minutes is enough

by Weuh11 August 10, 2022

2^8)

2^8) is an emoticon for when you're sad or upset, usually used in online game chats.
Variant of: ): || :( || 2^8( || 1^8)

Mean Bully: *kills you in fortnite*
Mean Bully: haha Sux to suk kid
Mean Bully: *Does take the L dance*
Me: 2^8)

by JermaIsShort January 31, 2020