Some things never change
by Da Same Baby January 02, 2022
a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.
bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you
by Tom TNT May 13, 2025
Here's Part 5 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. Go to my profile for previous. And you know what we made? CAMPBELLS'. FUCKING. SOUP. CAMPBELLS IS ARGUABLY THE BEST SOUP COMPANY IN THE ENTIRE NATION AND YOU KNOW THAT. We also have Wawas but I'm not sure if they're actually FROM NJ they might be a Pennsylvania or Connecticut thing. I'll go look it up. Yeah they're from PA but still we have a lot of wawas while you californians don't. And yes, we're the most dense. We're also in the top half of populous states (I think). If you live here you can go out to New York with your friends for your occasional good time. (However, the traffic on the turnpike can get big. Also always remember to take the HOLLAND tunnel. Lincoln tunnel sucks and it's irrelevant.) Despite having to pay a ridiculous toll fee, it's worth it. We've got one of the most dense cities in the US (Jersey City). Go to my profile for the last part part 6 it's up because i posted them all in the same 10 mins (i wrote the entire essay at once but then realized i couldn't post it so broke it up into parts after)
that's the end of New Jersey - Part 5
by Stroughbries2763 September 04, 2022
Jake: Hey dude why weren't you at the Miley Cyrus concert yesterday?
Ryan: Oh, sorry. I was giving my sister a New Jersey "Thank You".
Ryan: Oh, sorry. I was giving my sister a New Jersey "Thank You".
by IncestWill June 19, 2017
The act of shitting in a mans mouth then face fucking inside of it until you ejaculate hence filling up the New Hampshire Pothole
by diddyrizzlerharharhar April 26, 2025
You: I'm going home now
Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom
Your friend: can I play to
You: ok
Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok
Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom
Your friend: can I play to
You: ok
Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok
by new super Mario Bros wii July 17, 2022
like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal
by big fat tubby January 01, 2023