Dirty Klaudia

Getting skull fucked by Slender Man’s micro penis

I have a headache after getting a Dirty Klaudia last night

by Hahahehehhahaha November 11, 2019

dirty magazines

Porn, such as playboy and penthouse.

Many of us like dirty magazines

by loco asshole February 6, 2005

Dirty Miranda

Ejaculating in the hair of your lover whilst
they masturbate.

"I totally was going to go to sleep after work last night, but my girlfriend woke me up and told me to give her a dirty Miranda."

by N.X. February 1, 2008

dirty monkey

a "dirty monkey" is someone who will fuck just about anybody, anywhere, at anytime, in any hole. In addition, a dirty monkey never says no to fucking no matter how nasty the partner.

"I fucked Suzie last night in the shitter at Hooters. I didn't where a condom. Im a dirty monkey!"

by Big City January 1, 2009

Dirty Micah

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex (or ass play), then the man takes his penis (or fingers) and gently rubs it (them) across her upperlip, chin, and cheeks, using the fecal matter/ remnants to create a fecal beard. Similar to the Dirty Sanchez except more dirty and advanced.

Instead of giving her a Dirty Sanchez, he decided to go all out and do the Dirty Micah.

by AllGoldEverything713 January 4, 2017

dirty kristin

v. when having sex a guy pulls out, cums in her mouth, and brushes her teeth with his dick

I haven't brushed my teeth all day...Mike, will you dirty kristin me?

by Kalison November 7, 2007

Dirty Lopez

Laying on your back while recieving a BJ right before busting a nut, lift your legs up, lock your feet, and push your feet in. This forces the girls head down, making her deep throat. Then bust in the back of her throat. Don't let go until she swallows everything.

I was getting some head, and totally gave my girl a Dirty Lopez.

by Raul Lopez May 2, 2008