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Dick Mouth

Dick Mouth can be used to define the moment a basketball player dunks on another player in a matter in which both his legs are open and the dunking players nuts are all in the defenders mouth. Can also be related to dunk face.
*dude I - did you see Kobe dick mouth Dwight Howard last night during the game?
*Dude II - hell yea, shit was epic!!!
by Javi3r03 January 6, 2012
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Dick motion

The amount of physical force required to make a contusion on the forehead region of a friend or significant other with a dick. However, can be of neither. The perfect wedding night gift.
A) "Yo ma negra, what's that big motha fuckin red mark on your forehead?" - Mike Hawk
"My boyfriend hit my forehead with enough dick motion to cause dis mark, what a motha fucking wet back!"

B) For those ladies who woke up in Vegas with a mysterious mark on your forehead that looks like a dick: The man you had fornicated with effectively utilized dick motion as a means of using his dick to brand you.
by Red forehead November 7, 2009
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Dick DiLorenzo

An expression referring to someone who can never get anything to work. Nothing can ever go right when a complicated project is going on. Often refers to a person with a lot of rage.
Man, after Jack tried unsuccessfully to put up that big poster again, he pulled a Dick DiLorenzo. It fell over again and he got pissed!
by Tom Cochran October 11, 2004
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Circumcised Dick

A dick that has no foreskin due to the barbaric religious practice of circumcision. Usually a type of dick that whores prefer.
Whore: (Pulls down boyfriend’s pants) Wow, you’re circumcised. I love your circumcised dick (Proceeds to give him a blowjob)
by AntiCircumcisionMan March 25, 2020
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elephant dick

the biggest funnel you could ever come across. remember
to turn the valve clockwise and NEVER funnel moonshine. fits eight beers, HAVE FUN
HOLY CRAP, that elephant dick barely fit in my mouth
by asiabby November 30, 2010
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Dick dust

When a male inbetween the ages of 75 and 95 masturbates so hard the skin on his penis slowly starts to come off but because the male is so old it does not come off normally but rather falls off and turns into small little dandruff like flakes known as dick dust.
Oh shoot! I gotta go sweep up my Dick dust again!
by rattamatt September 16, 2012
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Dick Swing

when a nigga dick hard and he text the first bitch he deems fuckable. (when you stop thinking with your head and begin thinking with your penis.)
trey(mr. makeothappen): fam u slapped that shordy yesterday shes murked.
Jaden(chocolate): fam cool out it was jus a dick swing.
by Mr.makeithappen01 April 22, 2018
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