British cum cheese

When you’re stroking your cock and cum gets stuck in your foreskin due to sloppy masturbation and you can’t get it out so you scream like a Brit.

Yo dude... last night I had a British cum cheese, I don’t really wanna talk about it...

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No Cum Christmas

Not being able to cum during the day of Christmas.

Delilah: Wanna have sex?
Berk: Can't...
Delilah: Why?
Berk: Cause it's No Cum Christmas

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After giving a guy a blow job, keeping the cum in your mouth and exchanging it back to him through a kiss.

Jeez that backwash cum tasted great.

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When your cum appears to be yellow in color.

I had queer cum last night, it was soo cool!

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A type of lollypop with a buttery taste, they are usually white in color and are the enemy of 2nd German Reich.

Bro i want some of that Monke Cum.

Monke Cum by frankreich October 28, 2020

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When 10 or more men cum in a baby pool and the last guy to cum has to slime his whole body in the sticky love juices

Guy 1“Hay you wanna have a god cum tonight”
Guy 2“yes I’ve been waiting to god cum all week

god cum by Hornyspazz69 October 30, 2020

That sticky thing you find on your bed sheets after you wake up

Person 1: dude i had a shit ton of crispy cum on my sheets this morning!

Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less

Crispy cum by Gas king March 18, 2021

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