fuck my head

When you wake up and your head hurts beyond understanding and you can not go back to sleep yet you also can not function being awake.

Alarm set for 9:00am, you wake up at 7:30am and your head is throbbing everywhere. You look at the clock and roll to one side but are in so much pain you say, fuck my head. You think about getting up but it hurts to much you lay down and you can not do anything.

by PanicJack January 6, 2012

Head In Ass Syndrome

When a person and/or persons are reluctant to make the correct decision although they know it is for their benefit.

b. Being able to come to a conclusion and not agreeing with the answer.

c. Ignoring common sense.

d. The inability to think clearly due to lack of encouragement.

Maybe if you get your head out of your ass you could actually do the work right.

You really need to get that "Head In Ass Syndrome" treated before they fire you.

Hi my name is ________, and i suffer from HIAS.

by theMIAdude June 9, 2009

beavis and butt-head

Underrated TV Show from the 90's. Proof of its influence is the fact that the titular characters' laugh is so deeply ingrained into our psyches. Uhhhhhhuhuhuh.

"Uhhhuhuhuh. He said 'tit'".
"Mheheheheh...yeah...TITular!"

by r00fles April 24, 2003

shaking my head

Shaking my head: something you do when a person or thing is so utterly rediculous that you just nod in disbelief

Person: OMG look at that lollipop it's huge

Me:that's a garden hose

Me: "shaking my head"

by Samantha_hill_ April 19, 2014

soak your head

Old slang used to tell somebody they have no idea what they are talking about.

Go soak your head

by kurty2433 February 15, 2012

Head Up In The Clouds

Said to someone who fails to comprehend his or her own present situation. Often perceived as a misinterpretation of past events or activities. It is advisable to remind the person in question (if you appear to be in verbally discernible range), of his or her mistake to avoid any forthcoming embarassments on his or her part.

(Brief exchange prior to an imminent Science Test)

Karl: Hey Ev! *shakes his hand* Fail with honor!
Evan: Thanks. You too.
Karl: Ayan! *shakes his hand* Fail with honor!
Ayan: What?! Hey, I'm passing!
Karl: Ughh.
Evan: Haha, head up in the clouds Ayan!

by Comrade Karl April 12, 2005

nappy headed

when someone has a bald spot on the right side of their head that looks like a diamond.

Man have you seen Court's head. Its fucking nappy headed

by I told u i would do it January 30, 2008