The Elephant Goldfish Syndrome is a horrific syndrom that only affects women. The first typical symptom is short-term memory in terms of trips, nice gestures and presents from close relatives, especially the husband. The second symptom is the extremely long-term memory regarding moments when another person has either betrayed or let the women down, this will never be forgotten by the women.
I gave her a trip to NYC last week and now she tells me I never give her presents, I think she's affected by the Elephant Goldfish Syndrome.
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The Condition outlined is when a person has occasional or frequent among us encounters. These can include: Seeing a trash can as an among us crewmate, Having the urge to say "sus" or "impostor" during a conversation, Seeing crewmates talk to you or hear an impostor talking with you.
It seems closely related to Schizophrenia and can be caused by having said conditon. But GAS (Generalised Amonguli Syndrome) Seems to mainly effect the memory and senses. The GAS effects everything you can see, hear, smell, hear and feel.
This is why often these patients have extreme episodes when they have a full experience of being murdered by a crewmate and actually feeling the pain and agony.
Often these episodes can be calmed by experimental ways such as Drugs such as xanax and Marijuana.
Some patients have been reported to be driven insane from being "stalked" not episodes that have them up close and personal. but instead far away, in the corner of the eyes. Staring.
There is no cure for the conditions as of yet, but many doctors are trying to Help the nearly 1 million people affected by GAS today.
The Condition outlined is when a person has occasional or frequent among us encounters. These can include: Seeing a trash can as an among us crewmate, Having the urge to say "sus" or "impostor" during a conversation, Seeing crewmates talk to you or hear an impostor talking with you.
It seems closely related to Schizophrenia and can be caused by having said conditon. But GAS (Generalised Amonguli Syndrome) Seems to mainly effect the memory and senses. The GAS effects everything you can see, hear, smell, hear and feel.
This is why often these patients have extreme episodes when they have a full experience of being murdered by a crewmate and actually feeling the pain and agony.
Often these episodes can be calmed by experimental ways such as Drugs such as xanax and Marijuana.
Some patients have been reported to be driven insane from being "stalked" not episodes that have them up close and personal. but instead far away, in the corner of the eyes. Staring.
There is no cure for the conditions as of yet, but many doctors are trying to Help the nearly 1 million people affected by GAS today.
Man 1: "Did you hear that Frank was diagnosed with Generalised Amonguli Syndrome?"
Woman 1: "No, that's terrible!" (Cry)
Woman 1: "No, that's terrible!" (Cry)
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