Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess ee

A spelled out name of Mickey Mouse which is M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E in Mickey Mouse Club Theme

1. How do you spell Mickey Mouse
2. em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess ee

by Ayeleeeks October 9, 2024

Wobbly Eye

lazy eye

"oh my PT has one of those eyes, you know.. a wobbly eye"

by alyakkkk March 1, 2023

googoo eyes

googoo eyes is when you think your lover can do no wrong and everything they do is perfect in your eyes

her: i just have googoo eyes for him 😍
me: girl he’s in prison 😭

by weenydawg March 19, 2023

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025

Red Eyes B. Dragon

The best card in Duel Monsters EVER!! :D

Me: I play Red Eyes B. Dragon!
Enemy: AAAAAH NO IM SO DED AAAH

by Lavender is beast February 11, 2019

selfie eyes

A squinting eye expression, typical of the way people look at a phone when they or someone else is taking a selfie. See also selfeyes.

Wow! You look really great in that photo. Shame about the selfie eyes though.

by daverap January 4, 2016