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Chicago Cat Mom

A crazy cat lady who wants her cats watch her have sex
Person 1: "Dude that chick last night was crazy!"
Person 2: "how come?"
Person 1: "she had her cats in the room while we were having sex!"
Person 2: "Oh like a Chicago Cat Mom."
by SpankyHanky69 August 23, 2020
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sad beige mom

A mom who only has beige stuff for "aesthetics."
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Ur Mom

Perfect come back and if anyone you don’t wanna hang out with asks you what your doing say this
A: Your the dummest person ever like nobody likes you

B: ur mom

A: uh—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: ur mom

A oh….. maybe another time! oh— uh- bye
by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 22, 2022
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mom group

A social media black hole where people who popped kids out of their vaginas talk shit to each other, about each other and judge hardcore followed my saying "no judging here" but really you are.
You become a whole new type of species, divided among mom religions. Crunchy mom, careless mom, hot mess mom, and i should not be a mom-mom. Everyone is looking for friends constantly but also does not want friends but still try to set up play dates that will never happen. This group holds people who are obsessed with wine and coffee addicts who hate their or each others husbands or both. They have their own language and usually at their peak usage while laying in bed when they have nothing to do or just had a fight with their husband.
Jen "Maggie was talking shit"
Hannah "How do you know it was Maggie"
Jen"Maggie is in that mom group"
Hannah: "It was def Maggie"

Who wants to join our mom group? We totally need new friends and play dates.
by newgenpag January 11, 2017
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your mom

a woman to fuck In your free-time
I fucked your mom last night
oh no wonder why she's fucking pregnant :/
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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Ur mom

Bro ur mom is hot.
by Urdad😫 December 23, 2021
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your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there
I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.
by pookieposts January 18, 2023
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