penis crumpet

Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.

“I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet”
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”

by Dr. Digbick September 29, 2018

Penis

Your Weiner

Yo ur penis is tiny

by The suckin ducky May 29, 2018

Penis

Wiggly stick

You have a small penis

by Billboi May 29, 2018

Penis Chair

A penis in the shape of a chair

This girl totally porked a penis chair

by Andreapepe May 30, 2018

pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel

My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis

by your friendly neighborhood pp May 30, 2018

Penis twaddling crotch guzzler

Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female

Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man

Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!

by Illuisan June 2, 2018

Penis

Stop looking up penis you pervert. If you want to see one then look it up somewhere else.

No one wants to see your penis.

by Wayde024 June 2, 2018