cracker jack Realtor

slang for excellent quality, or fine ability in an occupation. In this case Realtor.
Rosemary whom is a superb Realtor introduces her associate Charlene and herself as cracker jack Realtors who will get the job done.
by cheyenne2364 September 21, 2010
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Jack Herman

Jack Herman is a self asborbed egotistical piece of shit. The type of pussy to talk major shit online but can't say it to your face. A term to use when something is extra or unbelievable ugly. The term can also be used to describe one who's ego is so big trying to make up for the fact that their dick is little.

Synonyms include: piece of shit, ugly, eye burning, trash, freak, dumbfuck, a tragedy of nature.
"Man you're being such a Jack Herman right now"
by Jackhermanbitch November 12, 2018
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Mexican jumping Jack

Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.
"he was the first man to accomplish a full Mexican jumping Jack, the ruiner of hotel deposits. "
by Jkjk806 August 04, 2021
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Jack Rading

Pulling a Jack Rader. Sexually assaulting minors and nonstop talking about balls.
Your Friend: I just got kicked in the balls and my dick is warped.
You: Stop "Jack Rading"
by fghjkuyfdfghjhfvbjhgfg February 19, 2022
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jack knife budget bomb

a special move which involves using raw power and rage to pick up and slam an enemy or foe with great budgetary might. this move is commonly used in the public sector by enraged budgeting consultants who are given no choice but to force the printing of a budget book.
wow, that guy just jack knife budget bombed the executive book
by budgetbeast619 January 06, 2022
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Jack Poxon

A person who will be the best footballer of all time
He’s going to be the next Jack Poxon
by Hello26373728 October 06, 2021
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