Girl: "You see that guy with the snake tattoo? I totally shagged him last night!"
Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"
Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."
Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"
Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."
by death the fox September 2, 2011
Get the Captain Jack's Crewmug. Massive 10 inch cock. Slays the ladies jack also has an amazing personality that makes people laugh until they cry
Omg did u hear jack making Obama’s mrs cry from his 10 inch dick.
I almost pissed myself laughing at his jokes.
I almost pissed myself laughing at his jokes.
by Cummins cider November 23, 2021
Get the Jackmug. by Martyparty12342342 November 23, 2021
Get the Jackmug. by siense360 November 26, 2010
Get the Spicey Jackmug. A generally great guy that is a single superphosphate. Not even swollen and inflamed livers can stop him. What a fitty. Loved by all.
by Tammy Abraham January 10, 2024
Get the Jack Lycettmug. 