No Homework Day

On the second of September. On this day you must force your dog to eat your homework papers.

'Hey Mr, sorry I didn't get the homework. it was No Homework Day and I had to feed my dog.

by HarpsBored August 31, 2022

Holiday homecation

When you tell friends you are going on a staycation in the UK but actually your parents have a holiday home.

Dan "looking forward to my staycation in Somerset next week"

Andy "nice that sounds expensive"

Dan "staying at my parents beach house"

Andy "oh right, you confused me - you should have said holiday homecation. I wish I was you"

by MrInheritanceTax October 6, 2022

Forbidden Homer Simpson

The forbidden Homer Simpson is when an erect penis is threaded through three donughts.

I did something nice for charlie last night and I gave her the forbidden Homer Simpson.

by Chuckie bux October 17, 2022

Jared (homeless guy)

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)

El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022

Better Homes and Gardens

Better Homes and Gardens is the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The editor in chief is Stephen Orr. Better Homes and Gardens focuses on interests regarding homes, cooking, gardening, crafts, healthy living, decorating, and entertaining. The magazine is published 12 times per year by Dotdash Meredith (formerly Meredith Corporation)

Better Homes and Gardens is mentioned in the song "I Save Cigarette Butts" by Daniel Johnston.

by rdesgatrsygh May 26, 2023

Better Homes and Gardens

the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The editor in chief is Stephen Orr.

The name was changed to Better Homes and Gardens beginning with the August 1924 issue.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Better Homes and Gardens

the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The editor in chief is Stephen Orr.

In country recording artist Miranda Lambert's 2010 hit single titled "The House That Built Me", there is a verse that says, "Mama cut out pictures of houses for years from Better Homes and Gardens magazine".

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023