Fake Friend Day

June 18th is the national day to celebrate your fake friends. I know everyone has at least one they can post . Don’t be shy post it. This is also the day you can cut them off without feeling bad ✂️. then you can enjoy the rest of your day fake friend free and pretend you never met them 😘.

I swea this girl been acting so fake lately. I might just have to cut her off on fake friend day .

by Booty eater 9000 June 17, 2022

Holiday friend

Like a holiday friend but having sex with him/her only in holidays.

I fucked with my holiday friend this summer. We will fuck next holiday

by Pandadick07 November 30, 2019

Friend

A guy you wanna be more than friends with even if u already have a Bae or a Hubby.

"We are just friends"

by hahahaheadtome August 4, 2022

best friend

the most annoying and most loyal person you'll ever meet

Friends: Hi how are you?
Best friends: How's it going failure?

by tjgi67fcygdhkoidthszrfiuytfrds March 30, 2023

Pocket Friend

A friend that takes you out of their "pocket" only when it's convenient or beneficial for them, but won't be there for you in need.

Katie's a pocket friend not a down-ass bitch.

by Jo the Hoe January 11, 2022

Closet Friend

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.

Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:

by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 11, 2020

Friend slut

When you become really good friends with someone (really quick) but then you change your mind and never hang out with them

-Do you hang out with "so-so" ?
-No I dont hang out with that chick anymore
-you guys seemed so close
-hell naw, she was annoying
- you're such a friend slut

by Mad guru December 29, 2016