2 much cut

jacking off to the point where you chaff your dick open

Yo, i can't go back to you porn i got another 2 much cut

Dude i got find a girlfriend these 2 much cuts are killing me.

Dude i was getting on a girl last night till she called me out for having a 2 much cut.

by Mike Swanson aka DJ burn pizza September 08, 2008

2 slice toaster

a toaster that toasts 2 pieces of bread at one time. Did you really have to look this up though?

I put the bread in the 2 slice toaster

by MarthaDonut April 18, 2017

extra 2 inches

When you get an erection and your dick gets longer

OMG honey you just got an extra 2 inches

by Walawe July 10, 2019

2 Saturdays in a Row

When a girl is only hot on a certain day of a week, 2 weeks in a row

Man, she was hot today, yep, that's now 2 Saturdays in a row

by Alex Emro February 12, 2020

2.hoe

When you're guy besti gets a girlfriend that takes up all his time but she's a mini version of you. She's a 2.hoe.

Girl besti- who's blowing up your phone
Guy besti- 2.hoe

by Hollsac November 12, 2023

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 05, 2021

sme 2

sme is love, sme is god. Praise lord JB650 for the contribution of sme to our world. God bless thee.

We shall do our ritual around the sme 2 (becuase Sme 1 is some tech BULLSHIT) god himself by noon.

by IHotzDropz (Hot Peppa) May 04, 2021