2 kloz 2 duh dirt

This saying is used when someone is stating that they were to close to death for some reason.

Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.

by Syk0 Pcz December 26, 2023

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Is a person who is bored.

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by 673020218 RISA HONTIVEROS December 31, 2024

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When youre so bored that you take a typewriter and punch in the keys according to mechanism order from right to left

=#2/1/-;p.0lo,9kim8jun7hyb6gtv5frc4dex3swz2aqz1 im bored

by Adolf in the bat November 14, 2023

December 2

Your a short person with a little anger issues

Oh he was on December 2nd?? That makes sense.

by (l Someone l) February 23, 2022

Snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair

How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch

When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.

by A816K September 25, 2018

1 in the bottom, 2 in the top, and finish on the bottom.

the boss phase sequence in destiny 2: Beyond Light's "Disgraced" strike, referring to the 1 phase the boss appears on the bottom at the start of the final encounter, the 2 phases up on the rear wooden platform, and a final phase back at the bottom of the room.

not an innuendo for sexual positioning whatsoever.

"remember, give her 1 in the bottom, 2 in the top, and finish on the bottom. take it easy now, so as to avoid accidents boys."

by ParkCity November 17, 2020

Josh Bywater 2

A more confident, louder, and talkative version of Josh Bywater.

It's me, the new version of Josh Bywater! Josh Bywater 2 is more CONFIDENT, LOUDER and TALKATIVE than the original version of Josh Bywater.

by Auhsoj Retawyb September 27, 2009