comet fart

A tremendous expulsion of gas coming from deep within one's loins often resulting in liftoff into the upper atmosphere leaving a trail similar to the of a comet

"Bro, my man just absolutely comet farted."
"Bro, I can't believe he would comet fart in front of his future father-in-law"

by The Dutchman's Dub June 23, 2024

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Fart

Are u trying to know what a fart is everyone knows what it is

(Butt) *farts*

A fart is when the gas in ur bottom comes out

by Tamba boy 😎😎😎 August 10, 2022

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baldi fart

baldi fart is baldi fart

by flamin_lol July 21, 2024

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Farting- a gas consisting of methane and oxygen that derives from the stomach and runs down to the anus which often times carries feces which exits the anus and commonly enters the nose of any nearby person.

Shit dude! Stop the farting!

What is in the ass you'll find in the nose

by Dr proffecor Patton! December 31, 2012

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fart parcels

When you walk about a room or area making lots of little farts one after the other while you walk.

"Oops, I've been leaving little fart parcels all around this room!"

by jambags38 September 26, 2011

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fart bottler

a person so self-absorbed that they bottle their own farts.

i met a girl in tulum who'd been chilling down there for six months already and had fucked like every local dude already. she was dece, but not exactly hot... it was obvious when she started talking about doing some "projects in ithaca" that she was a true fart bottler.

by trilliam turdsworth June 11, 2017

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