This hard ass motherfucker will steal your girl and will eat the pussy of the 84 closest women to him like he’s devouring a Doritos locos taco. His dick is so big it’s basically a buffet for 1,000,000 girls. When he sees a guy with a small dick he flops his massive cock onto them so he can put them out of their misery. Don’t be fooled when you hear that he’s from Minnesota. You’d think he’s from Alabama. He’s fucked his cousin so many times she can ride anyone’s dick at this point.
by Thanos did nothing wrong November 1, 2019
Get the Joemug. The epitome of handsome and intelligent. If Joe is not a lawyer, than he is most certainly a doctor or an engineer. People who affiliate themselves with Joe are top respected people. Joe is both physically and mental strong, good luck taking him down, you’re better off giving up. Joe is expected to have an amazing lifestyle filled with financial stability as Joe usually owns more than one vehicle (Lamborghini). Is beyond perfect in bed as Joe has the ability to pleasure any women. Joe is friends with the hottest women, and dates a very cute, intelligent, beautiful women who has his back, but most importantly, he has hers
A potential client: Oh no, I have just been accused of first degree (premeditated) murder. Better call the one and only Joe
I met this guy named Joe, he is the epitome of perfect, I’d be extremely lucky to date him
I met this guy named Joe, he is the epitome of perfect, I’d be extremely lucky to date him
by Khloe_K November 29, 2020
Get the Joemug. by theungreatchild October 19, 2019
Get the Joemug. We're supposed to start work down on the river today.
And for Joe and me, it's some pretty good pay.
Now, I was countin' on him
To be at the dock by ten.
A week's pay says he's still at home,
'Cause the boy's in his own time zone
I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a
I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Yeah.
Towboat's a leavin' 'cause it don't care.
What's not on board and who's not there.
Once that whistle blows,
Down the mighty river it rolls.
Man if I could be more like that,
I'd get on with my life and never look back.
Instead of waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a
I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
And for Joe and me, it's some pretty good pay.
Now, I was countin' on him
To be at the dock by ten.
A week's pay says he's still at home,
'Cause the boy's in his own time zone
I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a
I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Yeah.
Towboat's a leavin' 'cause it don't care.
What's not on board and who's not there.
Once that whistle blows,
Down the mighty river it rolls.
Man if I could be more like that,
I'd get on with my life and never look back.
Instead of waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a
I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
And he's in a hurry,
'Cause he's runnin' behind.
Now I'm not one to worry,
But I've got a real bad feeling this time.
Oh, oh, oh, whoa.
'Cause sirens are crying all through this town.
And one old boy said Joe never slowed down.
It was that 12 O'clock train,
So he didn't feel a thing,
Lord, . I believe that my brother's all right,
Still I'm prayin' he'll just give me a sign.
Yeah, I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a.
I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
And he's in a hurry,
'Cause he's runnin' behind.
Now I'm not one to worry,
But I've got a real bad feeling this time.
Oh, oh, oh, whoa.
'Cause sirens are crying all through this town.
And one old boy said Joe never slowed down.
It was that 12 O'clock train,
So he didn't feel a thing,
Lord, . I believe that my brother's all right,
Still I'm prayin' he'll just give me a sign.
Yeah, I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a.
I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
by Death Menace September 12, 2023
Get the Waitin' on Joemug. Joe M4ma is Joe Swanson's African ancestor, who appeared in "Untitled Griffin Family History". He, like his descendant, is paraplegic, paralyzed from the waist down. In lieu of a wheelchair, he used a wild boar as his method of mobility. His best friends were Nate Griffin and Quagdingo. The three were captured by Cleveland from South Carolina, and brought to the American British colonies, along with Tobi, Ali Williams, and the African ancestors of Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons. It is unknown what became of Joe M4ma following the arrival in the new world. The status of the wild boar is unknown as well. His name is also used in a comedic manner. This joke is funny because "Joe" sounds like "Yo", a shortened street slang version of "Your", not to be confused with "Yo" being used as a slang term to greet a fellow person. Understanding this, we can take it that the name "Joe" is the set-up to the joke, as the person will likely ask for the surname of this "Joe" to distinguish which Joe they are referring to, at which point the response is "Joe M4ma". "M4ma" in this sense is a street slang reference to "Mother", as in: The mother of the person involved. This is funny as, when put together, the person has been told that the "Joe" was in-fact their own mother.
by TiagoMama13 July 20, 2020
Get the Joe Mamamug. Joe. Sometimes shorthand for the name Jonathan, the name has become infamous for "Joe Mama" Jokes on the internet.
by Joe Official May 10, 2021
Get the Joemug. by cultured fake aussie 123 September 5, 2020
Get the Joe Curridmug.