Friends

Friends, people who you can call names and they won’t care. they also are always talking to you behind your back and one day becoming your enemy.

Friends, is also a tv show about six people who are actual jokes and end up dating.

Ross, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey and Monica

Ross and Rachel end up getting together after 2 breaks up and accidentally getting married ( ends up in Rosses third divorce)
Chandler and Monica get together after a night in London.

Joey and Phoebe find there own two people and they all live happy ever after (there is more than just that to the show but you have to watch it)

I have no friends.
Before I go to bed I watch friends.

by I have friends don’t bully me February 23, 2020

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Friended

a bitch who likes to insult people because she's a no-lifer fat ass

Friended kys pls

by Gay Grape Juice January 27, 2019

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Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’

My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.

by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025

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Fairy friend

A guy who is too short for a woman to date, no mattet how attractive she otherwise find him.

She saw the mist beautiful man she ever seen, but he was shorter than her wich she feels makes her dominant, protective iver someone smaller. Making her feel he can only be a friend, a besutiful Fairy friend.

by Humlanx November 4, 2021

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