Good Future Times

The same as good times, but for things that haven't happened yet.

I'd be like "Fuck you!" and you'd be like "I'm going to murder you asshole!" Good Future Times!

by McNooget October 4, 2010

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Time Flab

Term describing periods of a person's life wasted by external forces beyond his or her control.

A good college degree is still worth it. Good graduate degrees are still worth it. Everything leading up to both -- grade school, jr. high, high-school (even their parochial/prep versions) -- contains the "time flab" that needs to get cut for a lot more smart kids.

by HonkusSeized June 14, 2010

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Time Addiction

Persistently asking the people around you what time is, even if all they do is mention the word time. A strenuous yet deep exercise used to work the mind, irritate those around you, and shut up those who do not have the experience that exists to debate the properties of time.

Earl: "We need another beer to add to Excalibur."
Zach: "Ok. Lets walk to the store."
Earl: "We're not going to have enough time"
Zach: "REALLY. But what is time?"
Earl: "You have a serious time addiction."
Zach: "What is time?"

by charidith June 22, 2010

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