A New York Good Morning would be a playful, sunrise cuddle with a dash of city excitement and a sprinkle of sweet surprise!
If the city excitement was a bagel on your dick and the sprinkle of surprise was everything seasoning on the tip.
(putting a bagel on your dick and sprinkling everything bagel seasoning on top then your partner eats it off your dong.)
-locals tend to yell "Hey I'm walking here" as they cum
Imagine your in a typical like office setting or maybe a busy coffee shop
And then you just get a tap on the shoulder or like “hey toots”
You turn around
And see like the harriest most jacked guy wearing nothing. Fully erect with the bagel around his dong
And he just says some fucked shit
“You want some shmear with that?!”
Just smiling confidently.
Meanwhile everyone around him yells in fear and is rightfully horrified
If the city excitement was a bagel on your dick and the sprinkle of surprise was everything seasoning on the tip.
(putting a bagel on your dick and sprinkling everything bagel seasoning on top then your partner eats it off your dong.)
-locals tend to yell "Hey I'm walking here" as they cum
Imagine your in a typical like office setting or maybe a busy coffee shop
And then you just get a tap on the shoulder or like “hey toots”
You turn around
And see like the harriest most jacked guy wearing nothing. Fully erect with the bagel around his dong
And he just says some fucked shit
“You want some shmear with that?!”
Just smiling confidently.
Meanwhile everyone around him yells in fear and is rightfully horrified
by Lillynotthebear May 22, 2025
Get the New York Goodmorningmug. A short amount of time, roughly equating to half a minute or 30 seconds. Often times used between two or more children as slang for the passage of time.
"What! I can't believe it's already been MLG News!" and "I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be back in MLG News."
by alchym November 29, 2020
Get the MLG Newsmug. The worst fucking town ever you literally walk everywhere if you live in town. mainly every freshman has lost there virginity. They all are hoe bags.
1. Hey you know that 16 year old who had a baby at 15. 2. Yeah she was from New Lisbon AKA (new lesbian)
by Catsmeller February 7, 2020
Get the New Lisbonmug. Another way of saying "old news", especially when it's something that happened a very long time ago. Most often said by a joepy.
Joepy: "Did you hear? This new game is coming out soon!"
Brad: "Joepy News. That game has been out for 6 months already!"
Brad: "Joepy News. That game has been out for 6 months already!"
by WagyuBandit55 January 25, 2024
Get the Joepy Newsmug. it really does.
by Johngle arson November 6, 2025
Get the Coca Cola gives you that refreshing new feeling!mug. when you do a shit load of cocaine and smoke a shit load of weed, you pull a new york
you get coked the fuck up, and then you smoke to reduce the edge. you get the social skills of getting coked the fuck up, but you are still relaxed because of the weed.
you get coked the fuck up, and then you smoke to reduce the edge. you get the social skills of getting coked the fuck up, but you are still relaxed because of the weed.
"Holy fuck, he just fucking New Yorked!"
"He New Yorked three times and ODed!"
"I've done 19 lines, and a voice in my head said if I take one more, I'm going to die. I shouldn't have fucking New Yorked."
"He New Yorked three times and ODed!"
"I've done 19 lines, and a voice in my head said if I take one more, I'm going to die. I shouldn't have fucking New Yorked."
by candlekid May 5, 2024
Get the New Yorkmug. Anyone can use create painting that fall under the category of new impressionism. This term was coined by the New Impressionist ( Cordoba)
by newimpressionist January 9, 2015
Get the new impressionismmug.