by Candy Land Man March 24, 2009

by Aaron Parkour December 29, 2015

by Ayeleeeks October 9, 2024

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....
no"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....
no"
by Axtrium December 4, 2021

Wind eye: (noun, 😑) an eye condition resulting from any affliction which impairs a person's ability to thrive. Most noticeable in a person's decreased eye lid strength. Treatments include sunglasses, rest, eye drops and eye lid exercises. There is no known cure.
Last night, I successfully eradicated my wind eye from the weekend, but made sure to contract a fresh case this morning 😑
Yo, Jake just busted in 😑 serious wind eye
Yo, Jake just busted in 😑 serious wind eye
by Ksa December 14, 2023

v. A show of affection where you wink your eye against someone's skin, your eye squishing it as if it were a mouth.
by CJDee July 31, 2010
