by Candy Land Man March 24, 2009
Get the Whispering Eyemug. by Aaron Parkour December 29, 2015
Get the eye of the traceurmug. by Ayeleeeks October 9, 2024
Get the em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess eemug. Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
Get the Eyes bigger than my assholemug. "hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....
no"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....
no"
by Axtrium December 4, 2021
Get the Black-Eye Birdmug. Wind eye: (noun, 😑) an eye condition resulting from any affliction which impairs a person's ability to thrive. Most noticeable in a person's decreased eye lid strength. Treatments include sunglasses, rest, eye drops and eye lid exercises. There is no known cure.
Last night, I successfully eradicated my wind eye from the weekend, but made sure to contract a fresh case this morning 😑
Yo, Jake just busted in 😑 serious wind eye
Yo, Jake just busted in 😑 serious wind eye
by Ksa December 14, 2023
Get the wind eyemug. v. A show of affection where you wink your eye against someone's skin, your eye squishing it as if it were a mouth.
by CJDee July 31, 2010
Get the eye bitemug.