New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.

"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."

by MoshJentos January 17, 2024

New Coked

Advertising by an organization that tarnishes a long standing brand, disappoints customers and kills sales.

The vice president of marketing New Coked the beer, Bud Light.

by Green Ugly April 13, 2023

New Jazz

a specific genre of music that fuses some elements of pluggnb such as the soft synths (if there is some in the songs) and a very specific bass growl that you'll instantly recognize if you listen to the genre.

Person 1: My music taste is so underground!
Person 2: I suspect you've listened to some New Jazz then?
Person 1: Yes!

by onlythisaudnerstand October 23, 2023

New Seabs

A nickname for the most premium country club located in Mashpee Massachusetts

The staff at the athletic center in new seabs are amazing.

by anonymous blushi viewer July 15, 2025

New England Nutter Butter

The act of inserting heavy cream into ones anus and a man churning it with his penis until he ejaculates.

“Me and Chris made some New England Nutter Butter last night!”

by Theodore Foreskin July 5, 2025

New Jersey Blue Cheese

When you cum in a bowl and refrigerate it then hours later put it on a salad

Dude, my new favorite dressing is New Jersey Blue Cheese

by Jakethesnake16 October 3, 2017

brand new sentence

brand new sentence is what you say when someone texts you or says something you genuinely don't understand. whether it's bad grammar or straight up ancient messapotamian, brand new sentence means you have no idea what they mean.

tony: "wyh wiold yin dup tauh"
timmy:"brand new sentence right there"

by raging lesbian womp womp December 27, 2023