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strange cum. often found in supermarket bathrooms this cum is straight from a hobo’s scrotum ready to be cleaned by a worker!
did you clean the “strange cum” off the wall yet
by skippydinglechalk1 February 19, 2021
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Cum Melon

When a chick has a dude or several dudes cum so much in her ass, that squeezing it causes it to leak like a ripe melon.
"After having those three dudes over last night, Cheryl became such a cum melon!"
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."
by Dr. Cum Melon January 9, 2020
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Cum God

A Cum God, or sometimes referred to as a Cum Wizard, or Cum Magician, is a man who is really good at ejaculating.
Brock - My girl asked me how I give her such a good time. I told her, “Cause I’m the Cum God baby.”

Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.

Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.
by Odyion June 3, 2024
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Cum

The shit that comes out of your dick, daddy likes to cum inside me! I like him cumming inside me.
by sjkdjhbvjdskdjvhbvj November 24, 2022
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Cum Tray

A deposit of cum on the cum tray left for a tip to either a bartender or waiter/waitress
by BS2022fd June 25, 2022
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Cum

by Zomp womp March 18, 2024
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Cum and Go

Right when you nut in a girls mouth, you take out a gun and blow your brains out.
he was deplorably depressed, he decided to do a Cum and Go
by doctorcocktor432332 July 5, 2023
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