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bag her groceries

Another term in the long line of sexual innuendos.

This is another slang term for "knocking boots" "bumping uglies" "horizontal mambo/tango" "doin' it" "the no pants dance" "the good ol' in and out" or, as many refer to it, SEX!
"Duuuude, are you gonna bag her groceries or what?"

"So I went over to her place and get this...I totally bagged her groceries"

"He-man, do you have a condom...I think I am going to bag Sheera's groceries tonight."

"Naw man, she is a total prude! I couldn't bag her groceries if I paid for it."

"We should go out tonight, get some drinks, hang with some buddies, talk to some girls, and maybe even bag some groceries."

"Hey Brian, how is it going? I am writing this to let you know that I think things are finished between the two of us! You are a caring, sweet guy, and lord knows, you bagged groceries with the best of 'em, but we are growing apart and things change. I will always appreciate our time together...goodbye."
by Phisto November 7, 2009
mugGet the bag her groceriesmug.

boston tea bagging

verb(sexual(usually done with the pile driver): inserting your balls into her asshole, then put your cock into her pussy. After cumming, grab your dick and pull your nuts out of her asshole.
Last night i was boston tea bagging my girlfriend, after i pulled my nuts out of her asshole, i tea bagged her mouth so she can clean the shit off of my sack !
by steven l turner February 8, 2007
mugGet the boston tea baggingmug.

fee fee bag

A sock filled with mayonnaise used for masterbatory purposes.
Man, back in prison I used to get my rock off with my cellmates fee fee bag.
by U-9 February 13, 2004
mugGet the fee fee bagmug.

Peruvian Barf Bag

A sexual act where the man is in a standing 69 position and opens the girls vagina, thereby puking into it. An optional punch to the groin can be made in order to turn it into a "Cuban Volcano".
I totally gave her a peruvian barf bag and turned it into a cuban volcano
by Pseudo111 July 15, 2010
mugGet the Peruvian Barf Bagmug.

Reverse Brown Bag

a fraternity trick where a pledge is blindfolded and order to perform sit-ups. Once the sit-ups have commenced, someone puts their bare ass in the sit up path so that the pledge gets a face full of brownie.

see also power sit-up, shit-up
Dude, Scooter just gave Tay-Tay a reverse brown bag! It was fucking hilaious!
by jorns March 17, 2004
mugGet the Reverse Brown Bagmug.

Amazonian Sleeping Bag

Its the same as a Hot Richard, except during the spoon position with the female party, when you are all cosey after savaging her beaten up gash, she queefs all over the man's tool. You will know when this is about to happen as the female vaginally inhales a pocket of air, which sounds like a sludgy sloppy vacuum cleaner put on reverse. The female will then commence to queef. It will make a similar sound to when you blow up a balloon and then let it go without tying it up. Ususally, and especieally after a session, a load of sludge and other offal from the walls of the female's minge will spew all over your unsuspecting dick and balls.
(1)
Man: oh no, oh no, oh no youuu don'....

Woman: (blubber squelch blubber blubber squelch)

Man:...'t... you filthy slut, you just gave me an Amazonian Sleeping Bag, and now my dick and balls are covered in sticky sludge...

(2)
Guy1: So, i had just smashed the shit out of this dirty slosh pot and was settling down to a cosey spoon, when suddenly the bitch queefed all over my first in command.

Guy2: She didn't did she!?

Guy1: Yes, she did, she gave me an Amazonian sleeping bag.

Guy2: Jesus christ! Are you ok?
by DerekBlazzo April 3, 2009
mugGet the Amazonian Sleeping Bagmug.

Triple Bag

Stop pounding Tessa's vag with you steely dan poonlover
by No more, forever March 21, 2005
mugGet the Triple Bagmug.

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