spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"

Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.

by Matt P June 19, 2003

John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with

John: "Hey Man"

by Owluminati December 1, 2021

Johne dape

A johne dape is when your friend johne hits the dab so hard it becomes a dape

Man yesterday Johne hit the Johne dape so hard Maren fell in love with him

by YEET mrfootfetish September 10, 2019

john fortnite

usually somebody who is a chill guy and doesn't really gaf

This guy is a certified john fortnite!

by john fortnite twice removed December 15, 2024

john cock

has a big penits

john cock: I h

by LorcaTheOrca November 21, 2023

John

GREATEST OF ALL TIME! No other name matters. And yes, I, John Soto, wrote this.

Greatest uncle of all time.

John is the John.

His nephews this he’s the John.

by UncleJohnny November 22, 2021

John

While the name itself is quite common and can be quite the euphemism, a true John is a rare breed. The most prized of species will take on spongebob qualities such as a diastema (gap tooth) and amazing work ethic.

Look at that John over there with his Homer Simpson hair, he is the love of my life.

by A&Please me July 10, 2022