A large gathering of people outside a church participating in some sort of organized activity.
"So I was driving down the streettoday when I passed by this D.O.U.C.H.E. party outside of the First Baptist Church."
Ernie: "Hey man, my church is having a bake sale on Sunday to raise money. Do you want to come help out?"
Brandon: "No thanks, I hate D.O.U.C.H.E. parties."
When someone leaves their facebook or myspace account logged-in and another person posts a photo or video of Sammy Hagar in attempts to make that person look like a complete tool. Good for use in an office environment when lewd photos are not permitted.
When a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person says something that a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person would find perfectly logical but normal people with IQs exceeding 40 find ridiculous.
Redneck Ph.D: Hay, guyz!! I just fawnd awt dat pawt duzzn't hayav ennie udd-ik-tivv kem-y-kulls een eet!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: I think he said that marijuana is not addictive
Everyone but Redneck: *facepalm*
OR
Redneck Ph.D: *interrupting conversation to grandstand stupid point* COMPEWWWTURS ARE DEVULL SAYTEN M'CHEENS!!! THAY WULL RAWT-YERR-BRAYN!! THE FAWL OF MAYN, THESE THANGS! THE GUFFRN'MENT IS JUST FITTIN' TO USE THE, THE THE MAAAAAND CINTROLL TO MAKE YE PAY THE TAXXES.
Redneck #2: YEAH, JED! YOU SAY IT! THEY ALSO BE HIDIN' DEM SEQUINED NUMBERS OR WHATEVER-
Guy: Sequential...
Redneck #2: YEAH, DAT! DEY HIDE DEM TO BRAIN WASH YE
*Redneck coalition uprising destroys all sane humanity*