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Dickasso'd 

The act of dunking a dick in paint and slapping a girl across the face.
*slap*
Girl: Hey, what the hell!
Guy: You just got dickasso'd, bitch!

D.O.U.C.H.E. Party 

Dumbasses Outside Useless Churches Hosting Events

A large gathering of people outside a church participating in some sort of organized activity.
"So I was driving down the street today when I passed by this D.O.U.C.H.E. party outside of the First Baptist Church."

Ernie: "Hey man, my church is having a bake sale on Sunday to raise money. Do you want to come help out?"
Brandon: "No thanks, I hate D.O.U.C.H.E. parties."
When someone leaves their facebook or myspace account logged-in and another person posts a photo or video of Sammy Hagar in attempts to make that person look like a complete tool. Good for use in an office environment when lewd photos are not permitted.
"I forgot to log out of Facebook and I totally got Hagar'd!"
Hagar'd by Seattle Lucky Devil December 2, 2010

tchaikovsky'd 

In reference to his work on the nutcracker, being tchaikovsky'd means getting kicked, or otherwise injured, in the testicles.
/Chris1 gets kicked in the nuts/
Chris2: OHHH MANNNN! Did you see what happened to Chris1? He just got tchaikovsky'd!!!!!!!
tchaikovsky'd by ChrisR11111111111 December 4, 2010

I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate 

I really don't think I'd like to do that.
Would you like to watch dancing with the stars? "I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate"

Redneck Ph.D 

When a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person says something that a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person would find perfectly logical but normal people with IQs exceeding 40 find ridiculous.
Redneck Ph.D: Hay, guyz!! I just fawnd awt dat pawt duzzn't hayav ennie udd-ik-tivv kem-y-kulls een eet!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: I think he said that marijuana is not addictive
Everyone but Redneck: *facepalm*

OR

Redneck Ph.D: *interrupting conversation to grandstand stupid point* COMPEWWWTURS ARE DEVULL SAYTEN M'CHEENS!!! THAY WULL RAWT-YERR-BRAYN!! THE FAWL OF MAYN, THESE THANGS! THE GUFFRN'MENT IS JUST FITTIN' TO USE THE, THE THE MAAAAAND CINTROLL TO MAKE YE PAY THE TAXXES.
Redneck #2: YEAH, JED! YOU SAY IT! THEY ALSO BE HIDIN' DEM SEQUINED NUMBERS OR WHATEVER-
Guy: Sequential...
Redneck #2: YEAH, DAT! DEY HIDE DEM TO BRAIN WASH YE
*Redneck coalition uprising destroys all sane humanity*
Redneck Ph.D by zunebeatsipod07 December 19, 2010