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Monkey News

A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.
"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."

"He drove to Spain"

"DON'T TALK SHIT"
by hans_chavez June 5, 2024
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New Wave Nintendodrone

A nintendodrone that hasn't owned any consoles older than the gamecube. These are less uncommon as in the new age of gaming most people conclude that all Nintendo games are for children. These gamers have sifted through the useless junk of gaming and found the jewels that many people don't appreciate, some of these games being the Legend of Zelda Wind Waker and the Metroid Prime series.
New Wave Nintendodrone: Man I would do ANYTHING to get mewtwo in super smash bros 4!!! I can't wait for the HD Legend of Zelda either.

Nintendodrone: HD? Games are obviously better quality when they are pixelated because it makes the game makers have to be more creative and stuff! THE NES IS GOD!!!!

Casual gamer: What's a NES?

Normal Human being: What's a mewto?
by H0nest MAn November 25, 2014
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Deliverer of Bad News

I hate to be the deliverer of bad news Victoria but we cannot purchase a lightsaber at the disneyparks this time.
by danifhdz May 21, 2019
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New Rob Saah

To become the butt of several jokes on social media
“I just busted Aaron’s balls about a meme he posted this morning!”

“Ha! You totally made him the new Rob Saah!”
by 🥸💣🥸💣🥸💣 May 29, 2022
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new york yanking

when you masturbate so much that you become gay
I think that the new york yanking made my friend gay he keeps caressing me
by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023
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New York Sober

When you drink and do coke, but not heroin.
Guy 1: "How's sobriety goin'?"
Michelle: "I'm New York Sober"
Guy 1: "What"
by veasman November 12, 2022
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Dogo News

Some crusty website that teachers assign work for you to do on. A complete waste of time and brain cells.
Yo, that Dogo News was hella crusty!
by mattcris4n June 6, 2019
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