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do you know who candice is

A clever alternative to asking who joe is.
Me”Do you know who Candice is?”
You”No who is Candice?”
Me”Candice dick fit in yo mouth AHhhHH!”
You”Explodes.”
by Mike Hawk19 July 10, 2021
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Asking, presumably a female, someone whether or not they enjoy masturbating whilst simultaneously pooping.
by TheStanners April 18, 2014
mugGet the do you like to poopsterbate bby?mug.

d-d-do you mind?

Creepy expression asked when reaching for the top of the panties while trying to see a girl's vagina. It usually follows a horribly pathetic conversation about different pubic hair styles including, but not limited to, bikini, brazilian, peruvian, and ecuadorian.
Guy: Wait, tell me again what brazilian is?
Girl: Its when its all gone
Guy: And thats what you are?
Girl: No, I'm bikini
Guy: And whats that?
Girl: A triangle
Guy: You know it would be easier if you just showed me...
Girl: ummm (pulls skirt back)
Guy: (reaches for top of panties) d-d-do you mind?
by Da Jesus April 28, 2005
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It's a way of secretly asking if you want to make out with the asker and eventually have sexual intercourse.
He: Hi there!
She: Hey, long time.
He: For sure. What are your plans for this weekend?
She: None. Do you want to build a snowman?
He: FINALLY!!
by GOIENmv January 9, 2019
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A person who is very thicccc gets asked if they play soccer or volleyball after the asker gets a glance at their big thighs.
Sofia: *holding the door open with leg* there you go!
Grace: *gets a good look at her legs* hey, do you play soccer/volleyball?
Sophia: no, I don’t
Grace: Really?
by Itsmekey April 4, 2023
mugGet the Do you play soccer/volleyball?mug.

do you like my hat?

What a guy who's wearing a hat, especially an impressive-looking hat,typically asks of someone.
I ran into Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Tony,Todd,Musa,Brock,and Scott the other day--they were all wearing hats like deerstalkers,plain snowhats,and cowboy hats--and they each asked of me,"Do you like my hat?" Of course I said yes-very impressive headgear!
by JMC70 November 28, 2016
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