"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."
by Savingmybuttforsatan May 12, 2017
Get the security woodmug. The act of pouring a pint down your mates back and allowing it to flow through his hairy arse and into the recipients mouth laying underneath him.
by BiscuityBoy February 1, 2022
Get the through the woodsmug. A “Toby Woods” is a great friend with a great personality a “Toby Woods” is easily better than a “Harvey Woods”. A “Toby Woods” is also very funny and likeable if you know a “Toby Woods” you probably know a very funny and also likeable gentleman named “Brogan” or “maathusan”. I
by -•-_-•- March 13, 2020
Get the toby woodsmug. A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
by Orbert83 August 14, 2020
Get the Woods Monstermug. by Prune sacks February 7, 2012
Get the Word Woodmug. The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.
In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".
It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.
In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".
It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.
by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010
Get the Driving Woodmug. The most lovely and kind-hearted girl. Always smiling and always happy. Bubbly, joyous, fun to be around.
by wyd wyd wyd April 3, 2019
Get the Annabel Woodsmug.