Grease the wheels

Drinking a cup of coffee to facilitate a bowel movement.

Mike: Is that your third cup of coffee?
Carl: Yeah, I haven't taken a dump in two days, I'm just trying to grease the wheels.

by mybigfatgreasewheeler1 July 24, 2009

Bill Wheelin

Fucking bitches that are over two decades younger than you are.

Teddy, you know that nigga be Bill Wheelin.

by JWayneJSkeezyJWalk October 23, 2010

wheeler

a boy who asks girls for sex, one who makes out with every girl he can get his hands on, a sexy mother freaker, a pimp!

haha that kid is such a wheeler he gets girls no probs

by katayyoo January 19, 2009

Wheels

A very complicated term meaning the way you're making a move on someone. This term finds its origin with cocky rep hockey and lacrosse players, who often think that their wheels are round, when indeed they are square. There are various ways to use said term.

a)describing how well your macking technique is working out for you. For example, one might say "square wheels" or "pentagon wheels" if the technique is not very effective; if the tactics are effective, however, one could say "wow, those wheels are so round right now!"

b)can also be used as a verb: "so, who are you wheelin' on these days?" Translation: "who are you trying to get with these days?"

c) can be used as an encouragement: "sick wheels man!" or a heads up that you need to reconsider: "whoah you're wheels are burnin' up, go take a lap!"

Disclaimer: As contributers to the honorable site urbandictionary.com, we recognize that not all hockey and lacrosse players are womanizing and have degrading conversations, we'll even admit that we like lots of them and are good friends... but hey, when describing their bunk language, what are we without our stereotypes.

Let's review.

a) Guy: "Did you just fart? Because girl, you just blew me away."
Girl: (awkward silence) ... yikes, octagonal wheels..." (walks away very quickly)

OR: Guy: "If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity"
Girl: "Ooohh, I like round wheels!" (walks away... with new boyfriend)

b)Hockey Player Number One: "Dude, check it, I'm wheelin' that blonde puck with the nice rack over there. Shotty."
Hockey Player Number Two: "Eassyyy herooo, take a lap; it's all about wheelin' on the younger grade eight girls these days, she's way too mature to fall for our corny pick up lines and empty promises."

c)Aforementioned Hockey Player Number Two walks by Hockey Player Number one and sees him hooking up with blonde bimbo puckfuckandchuck: "Maybe you do have some sick wheels broski! Nice!"
First Hockey Player extracts tongue from puckfuckandchuck's mouth and says: "yeah you better be jealous, this is what can happen if you oil those squeaky wheels of yours once in a while, you twat."

by An Ex-PuckFuckAndChuck April 24, 2009

back wheels

back wheels also known as a pair of bollocks or nuts

look at the size of his "back wheels"

by john rawlings September 18, 2004

Skank on wheels

The biggest skank in; your town, city, or school. A girl that only has maybe 10 friends and the reason some people like her is because they just want to get some. She is also a bitch and has mood swings all the time and will be mad at you or you and your friends for no reason at all. She will also do stupid things for attention.

Taylor S is a skank on wheels because she has gone out with every guy in her school.

Dat bitch is pissed at me for no reason! What a skank on wheels!

by Marcus C June 16, 2008

one hit wheelchair weed

A weed, so powerful, that taking only one hit, will cause you to need a wheelchair.

Man, I got some good shit, it's one hit wheelchair weed.

by i April 29, 2003