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by Miami English December 22, 2022
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Whatever

Godsmacks second most angry song besides crying like a b*tch and I f**king hate you
(Whatever) Better f***king go away
by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
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Whatever

A weird way to say "Hello" in the ship of fools server
Whatever, Fellow fool!
by Meckabone March 7, 2023
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whateversplain

Kinda like mansplaining but I ain’t trying to find out how or what you identify.
MAGA guy: “Hey, those people at the Capitol building were just protesting

Normal human being: Thanks for whateversplaining it to me.
by Royale.w.Cheez March 16, 2023
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Whatever

A shitty rock band that consists of 3...sorry 4 complete fucking retards. I thought it was 3 because the sexy bassist named McSweeney moved to Ohio without warning. The other fucktards are Rob, Caleb, and Braylon. Braylon is hot as fuck, Caleb is underage, and Rob is the ugliest Motherfucker I've ever seen with my own 3 eyes.
Steve - Hey dude did you hear the new Whatever song?

Roger - Pukes and agressivly shits himself
by Definenitly not Swose March 21, 2023
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Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.
Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.
by Pialinist April 22, 2023
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whatever flicks your bean

Alternative form of whatever floats your boat.

First coined by xavier in reference to barren society weinbergs name swap.
Xavier - ”whatever flicks your bean, society
by ShowboatingSnakeCharmer September 27, 2023
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