Weenis

You probably thought that this meant a males' genitalia. No. It's a fucking part of your elbow. Skin. On your elbow. Fucking moron.

Gary: Look at my weenis.
John: Fuck no I don't wanna look at your penis.
Jack: Your a fucking idiot John, a fucking idiot.
Gary: Yeah it's a part of your elbow.
Jack: Shut up Gary.
John: *Gunshot*
Jack: HOLY SHIT YOU KILLED GARY.
John: Fuck you *Gunshot*

by Suck my big willy di- March 23, 2020

Feeny Weenie

When your penis looks really old like Mr. Feeny’s face. It can be a symptom of many sti/stds, result of old age, or you smashed a rat.

Mr. Feeny from ‘boy meets world’

Me: I’ve been binging on snagle tooth wh*res who binge on dope and now my member looks like Mr. Feeny.
My homie: Bruh you feining that putang so bad you caught that feeny weenie and you only 21. You a savage

21.21.21.21.21....times I smashed that rat bit

by EZMFNEO November 10, 2020

small weenies

We put small weenies in the blas in the blasket ball boys car because they have no glizzy ahhehhahha

did you see that small weenies meme on reddit?

by By Glizzy Mc Gobbler November 23, 2020

Weenie Cat

A weenie cat is a certain type of cat they are most of the time fluffy but they love you

Hey what’s that

Oh it’s just my weenie cat

by Tess123catlover April 28, 2020

Weenie

A weenie is the adolescence stage that the male genital experiences before it becomes a penis. All the ladies I know refer to a pre-husband-like-penis as a weenie.

Person A: Hey you hear Levi been cheating on his girl?
Person B: Don’t blame him. Blame his weenie. That thing has a mind of its own.

by Thing333 July 7, 2020

Weenie

A man's penis, or a hotdog. You might go around and see a Dachshound and say, "What a cute little weenie!

Woman: You have a small weenie.

Man: It is bigger than a hotdog though!
Woman: Lol

by Little itty bitty gamer May 31, 2020

Beanie-Weenie

A mixture of beans and hot dogs and sometimes with cheese.

person1: Hey babe want a beanie-Weenie
person2: A want!?
person1: you know hot dogs mixed with beans we can also add some cheese as well.
person2: Oh. sure!

by The Future Man June 12, 2020