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Weekend setter

When you try to perfectly time pooping and cumming simmutaneously...
Dude. I just tried a weekend setter, and I didn't do a damn thing all weekend.
by set your weekend March 8, 2012
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Manshower Weekend

The weekend long right of passage thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father for the first time. The party typically includes: fine aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion with micro beer and such and in a get away "guys only fashion", hour to hour events are based around lollygagging games and tom foolery that dudes enjoy and take delight in, all to divert attention away from the conscious fact that one of their close buddies will soon pull away from the pack and devote his attention to the needs of his family.
Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father for the first time. Slowly his buddies texted him back to congratulate him and ask when they could throw him a Manshower Weekend, to honor his ability to procreate.
by manfun January 18, 2012
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Weekend Junky

A Weekend Junky is a person who would eat healthy food for most of the week, but when the weekend comes they eat nothing but junk food.

Like for weekdays their eating habits would be like a strict diet, while on the weekends they seem to toss that diet aside for just a couple of days then when Monday comes by again they are back on their diets.
Tom: At work Veronica only eats vegetables, and cheese it is hard to believe she is a weekend junky.
by BKobayashi March 14, 2011
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Weekend Fighter

Someone who throws a punch on the weekend and then thinks they are hard and know how to fight. Usually get their ass kicked by someone with any sense of Fighting experience (boxing, MMA)
Andrew thought that because he could punch someone in a club, that he was hard and could take on someone who actually had training and fighting experience. Being a Weekend Fighter, Andrew was wrong.
by Hunk10 October 8, 2011
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weekend mohawk

Similar to a female landing strip. The thick line of Mohawk will start at your butt-hole, and end at the belly button. Be sure to have completely manicured (waxed, groomed, threaded, etc.)
I.e: “Hey Jim, pull down those knickers and show us your weekend mohawk.”
by Honeyandham June 26, 2018
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Asian Weekend

A weekend of doing nothing fun but dreary homework/work/chores.
Rob: Hey Bob how was your weekend? I went to the zoo.

Bob: I had an Asian weekend of reviewing physics and working at my shift at work all weekend. My weekend sucked!
by redgulp5 September 15, 2018
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Weekend Alcoholist

A person who lives a normal life on weekdays, but at the weekend gets so drunk that he/she forgets what happend to him (this whole act happens at home, lonely andwhile playing online games). The preferred beverage is usually beer.
Person 1: Oi where tf is Mike
Person 2: He is a Weekend alcoholist, so probably drinking at home
by Fannyeater34 October 6, 2018
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