Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

crissy wake up

Typically used when someone is actively being possessed by an unknown demon.

Girl: *Eyes go blank, stays still, starts flying*
Guy: "CRISSY WAKE UP {ION LIKE THIS}"

by Vickyelle May 12, 2024

Southern Wake Up

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.

After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.

by BillyJackoff September 04, 2020

Wake and Bake

A cookie clicker achievement for baking 1 cookie.

I got Wake and Bake 2 Hours and 3 minutes ago

by Chinezo Alberto October 27, 2023

wake and snaked

when you wake up and find a chick on your dick to get a bit of that delicious morning cum (; similar to wake and shake

"yo dude Hanna totally wake and snaked me this morning! best birthday surprise ever!"

by snuffletussul October 21, 2016

Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.

I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.

by Orange_crush June 26, 2019

digital wake

The period of time after a famous person's death, during which social media is filled with posts memorializing said person's life and accomplishments. This can effectively render social media unusable.

Can't use facebook today. It's David Bowie's digital wake.

by Confuseus January 11, 2016