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whateverfuck 

An extension of the word, 'whatever'.

The most amazing thing you could possibly ever say.

Works as a comeback to anything, in any situation whatsoever.
Jack: Hey dude your shirt has a stain on it.
John: Whateverfuck.

Alice: Your hair is kind of messy today.
Sarah: Whateverfuck.

Tom: I heard Brad broke up with you.
Angela: Whateverfuck.
whateverfuck by cantbecrazy August 1, 2012

whatevering

When a couple engages in flirting, most of the time in public, while ignoring their surroundings. Sexual intercourse is often implied. Will sometimes be used to simply designate either the making out part or the intercourse itself.
He didn't dare talk to his ex: she was too busy whatevering.

National give your girlfriend what ever she wants day 

January 26th you gotta give or do what ever your girlfriend wants. She wants to make out gotta do it. She wants food gotta do it.
"Babe can we makeout" "of course babe its national give your girlfriend what ever she wants day"

what-ever 

what-ever
1. refusing to have anything to do with someone for obvious reasons such as ugliness,social standing etc.
eww look its the trumpet players what-ever!
what-ever by sparky May 13, 2005

What ever makes your balls bounce

When you ask someone if they want to do something with or for you and they say no with a little tude (attitude).
Hey, We are going to a show, do you want to go? or Hey, can you help me move? They say no, you say "what ever makes your balls bounce"

what ever wit it 

the word thats used on the eastcoast that means pretty much the same thing as crunk does in the south and what hyphy means in the mid-west we say what ever wit it cuz u jus get so crazy and pumped u jus do what ever you feel
Random Guy: Yo Jon last night at the party i was getting what ever wit it out on da dance floor

Random Guy 2: For real thats whasup