twat footing

The act of inserting a foot into a female sex organ, which can lead to severe twat foot

"I walked in on my father twat footing the dog last night"

by KraJ February 6, 2007

Pimple Twat

The condition where an ingrown pubic hair turns into a nasty pimple after riding too many hours on a bicyle. Racing with pimple twat is a guaranteed way to end up with saddle sores!

It wasn't too much sex that made Zana uncomfortable on her new bike but instead a raging case of pimple twat..

by P. Pie July 1, 2007

twat on the cob

someone who is being an utter dick
frowned upon by society

You seen that connor jennett?

Yeh, complete twat on the cob

by hazzaThatsLol December 2, 2009

twat tease

Male who leads on or teases someone sexually, but then does not partake in kissing/shagging etc.

John: I was doing her but then I just stopped when she almost came.
Peter: You are such a twat tease.

Jane: I wanted to have sex with him but he couldn't get it up. He's a twat tease.

by RinuCZ November 3, 2008

twat monkey

An inhabitant of a vagina. A slut. A swag. A chicken head. Male or female.

Kevin Federline is a twat monkey.

by Elizzle May 19, 2006

rotten twat

1)a vagina past its prime. 2) a highly diseased vagina.
3)a vagina in the process of excreting its grungified uterine lining.

she had such a rotten twat, i didn't know wheter I was eating pussy or asshole

by Valdock, the big V January 2, 2008

Twat Sphere

When women sit on the ground in a circle pleasuring one another with their fingers.

The female equivalent to a Circle Jerk.

"I'm having some friends over, you girls up for a twat sphere?"

by JssePwell January 11, 2012