tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

Penis Tug

When a guy’s pubic hair sticks to, or is wrapped over the tip of the penis, and he gets a boner, causing his dick to pull/tug the hair, making the skin burn as if you’re getting your hair torn out.

Dude I was rushing home from the pool and didn’t fully dry off and on the way home I had a penis tug for three minutes!

by Dump-fuck August 27, 2019

Struggle tug

Masturbation born out of necessity and desperation rather than pleasure. Typically a result of being stood up by a potential sexual partner to relieve the subsequent sadness and pent up desire left unfulfilled.

A: Hey buddy! How did it go with Becky last night? Blew her back out like a G right?

B: Nope, she ended up going radio silent an hour before we were supposed to meet. Had to struggle tug one out so I could sleep through the defeat.

by philanderousmonk666 December 10, 2018

Tug and Duck

A Tug and Duck is when you receive a hand job right before you cum you bend over and tug your penis as hard as you can until you cum.

You ask your girl to give you a hand job and when your about to cum you pull a Tug and Duck.

by Mr Prolapsed October 22, 2019

tugging the dragon

jerking off thats it its just wanking

i walked in on my son tugging the dragon today

by rotten.apples_ May 31, 2021

Quick Tug

Settling for a hand job

Netflix and chill ended with a quick tug.

by L0rdexp3ctati0n January 24, 2016

bucket tug

Alternative term for gravity bong (see gravity bong)

I took two bucket tugs and then spent twenty mins searching my house for the hat I was wearing.

by Conanundrum667 July 12, 2022