scottish trumpet

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.

Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing

by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

Trumpet sister solicitor

A man with a trumpet touching you sister

Stop touching to me the trumpet sister solicitor

by Popguy December 15, 2022

Trumpet

The loudest and most annoying instrument in the band. Trumpets have a sworn enemy between the clarinets and flutes. Generally loud and obnoxious and the people who play them are the same way. They can never play in tune and if something goes wrong with a performance, it was their fault. Don't be a trumpet.

Me: Dude, the trumpets are fucking up again. We haven't even played 3 measures yet.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.

by @thatnerdoverthere December 8, 2019

Trumpet Butt

When someone farts.

It’s a polite way to highlight someone’s flatulence.

(Someone farts). “Calm down trumpet butt”

by Sapio Peach August 2, 2022

Thimble Trumpet

Thimble Trumpet is a collection of like minded creatives with a goal of succeding at any given chance and opportunity

Nathan: "We just need to get the Thimble Trumpets together so we can take the flag"
Andy: "Yeah but it looks impossible"
Danny: "Not when you have the Thimble Trumpet power of 60twelve its not!"

by Andy Gravill November 15, 2006

trumpet of patriots

A publicly loud fart. Usually contains follow through.

Ralph released his trumpet of patriots loud, free and unsurprisingly, he'd shat himself.

by Moronica February 19, 2025

dented trumpet

The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.

My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.

by Sam6victor February 16, 2018